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ShitShow
Mostly true stories that sound completely made up
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Mostly true stories that sound completely made up ✦
MY STORY
Welcome- You’ll notice right out of the gate, I have no fucking clue what I’m doing here. What I DO know is that my life has never been dull. Since as far back as I can remember, my life has been full of drama, chaos and challenges….Many of which I created for myself, and some I was simply a victim of.
After years of holding my head in my hands and wondering “WHY ME”??, I decided I’ve been blessed with these adventures in order to share them with others, in the hopes that you’ll learn from my outtakes, or simply provide a laugh.
Most people live and die, known only to those close to them. I knew in my bones a long time ago that my story is greater than that and I was destined to be famous, even if only in my own mind.
Who knows how much time we all have have? My family history would suggest I have less than most, so I figured I better write all this shit down now before it’s too late.
So follow along, have a laugh (or a cry), or simply shake your head in disbelief. I CAN promise you it wont be boring.
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